더 굿 플레이스 시즌2 영어대본 (The Good Place 시즌 2 에피소드 1)

더 굿 플레이스 시즌2 영어대본 (The Good Place ) 

Episode 1  PROLOGUE

 

[Michael]
Okay. Here we go.
Confidence, Mikey. Project confidence.
There he is. How’s it going, boss man?

 

[Boss man]
Enough chitchat
Is everything in place for version two?

 

[Michael]
Yep! We’re keeping everything from version one that made them miserable, adding a bunch of new stuff that they’ll hate. For example, all the coffee is from those little pods.

{laughs}Diabolical.

Plus, they will all have new soulmates, of course.

You gotta trust me on this, boss.
I’ve thought of everything.

 

[Boss man]
I think you will.
I think this entire project of yours is stupid and doomed to fail.
I think you’re going to be retired,
eliminated from existence,
and burned on the surface of a billion suns.
And I have no doubt that you and your cockamamie experiment will go down in history as colossal failures.

 

[Michael] You know, I think if you --
[Boss man] Toodle – oo

 

[Michael]
Okay. Take two, folks.
Any last questions before we start up again? Yes.

[Vickey] Just so I’m clear, we’re not pairing them up this time?

 

[Michael]

Correct. Obviously, the eventual goal is to get them to torture each other.
But, first, we’re gonna crate some nice, individual torment.
In version one, making them soulmates,
we probably bit off more than we could chew.

[Man] We could bite them? I didn’t know we were allowed to bite them.

 

[Michael]

That’s an expression, chuck
Go head. Vickey.

 

[Vickey]

I have some questions about my new character. I feel like I got “real”Eleanor.
Like, I got her, you know?
But this new character, Denise.
I mean, who is she? I don’t get her.
Is she quirky best friend type,
or more of a “femme fatale, sexuality is her weapon of choice” type?

 

[Michael] Both those things.

 

[Man] I have some questions about my character, too. Like… Can we bite them?

 

[Michael]

No. okay. Reminder,
the most important thing tonight,
and this is crucial,
you need to get Eleanor drunk at the welcome party so she will say and do a bunch of bad stuff. Then, we take that stuff and use it to build our chaos sequence in the morning.
For example, you remember last time,
she stole all the cocktail shrimp, and we made giant nightmare shrimp fly through the sky?

{all laugh}

See, it’s those details that make her realize she’s in danger of being found out.
Okay, all right, I know
That this kind of large-scale deception is not what you were trained to do.
There are gonna be days when you are just sick of being arund there disgusting humans, and their stupid elbows.

You’re gonna be tempted to say,
“screw it. Can’t we just go back to HQ, and do this the old-fashioned way?
Pull out some fingernails,
toss someone in an acid pit,
fire up the old penis falttener?”
And sure, that sounds nice,
but it also sounds easy.

We’re all here because we believe that there’s a better way to make humans miserable.
And I…. I believe in you.
So, torture on three. Ready?
One, two, three

 

[Everybody] Torture

 

[Man] And biting!

 

[Michael] Nope! No